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issue #162: Nov. 20, 2025


All-sporters, I signed up for a race: a 28km in March. Now I gotta stop crashing my bikes so I can train consistently again!


- Kelly


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What the hell happened in Dubai?


Because the T100 Dubai race happened overnight here, that's what I texted a friend when I woke up: 'What the hell happened'


As best I have now put together, here is the answer to that question:

  • On the many-lap bike, the front three athletes (Hayden Wilde, Marten Van Riel, Mathis Margirier) did an extra lap. 

  • Sure it's an athlete's responsibility to count laps, but it seems clear they were at least ready to pull into T2 and, at a minimum, there was confusion. Marten said he had his shoes off and was told to keep going. There are athletes who I take what they say with a grain of salt, Marten isn't one of them.

  • Plus, no one told them at any point during the extra lap to turn around (which would definitely have been do-able) and so they pulled into T2 thinking they'd done the full bike and were wildly confused about why so many athletes were out on the run already.

  • On the run then, Morgan Pearson took the lead. But the electronic lap counter told athletes to "go to the finish" a lap early. Morgan and three others did not pay attention to it and completed all eight laps; everyone else only ran seven laps.

  • Mika Noodt, who was in second, saw "go to the finish" and went to the finish. He was then confused about why he was breaking the tape.

  • Nearly everyone ran a lap short. Morgan then got to the finish and thought he'd won, because he'd been in front and no one passed him, and was confused why everyone was already done (and got no finish tape). 

It was a mess, but the memes are excellent.


Ultimately they let the men vote on what should happen because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ My husband thought they should just pay everyone the winner's prize because then it'd go from 'wtf is wrong with the PTO' to 'good for the PTO.' I thought that sounded crazy at first but let's be real it's only $25K for the winner so that'd be $450K total and it's not like Dubai doesn't have that money.


Plus, your degree of anger about the situation probably depended on how much money you lost.


Do mistakes happen? Yes, sure, of course. But mistakes seem to happen more for some locations and organizations than others (and for some athletes).


I've seen some people also say that we should give the PTO & T100 grace because they're a new organization that just started last year. And sure, grace is good, but that is not strictly a true statement either. The PTO started nearly a decade ago to represent and address pro concerns. They organized the pro athletes collectively and got funding in 2019 to promote the pro side of the sport and create flagship pro races and series. They realized that was hard to do and that they were going to run out of money. They then pivoted to adding age-group mass participation races and other sources of income; they've been paid handsomely by Dubai and Qatar to put on triathlon races in Dubai and Qatar. Or, at least, part of triathlon races. That has then created additional problems. 


Wouldn't it be great now if there was a union or organization that could represent and address pro concerns. Like some kind of Pro Triathlete Organization. 


Speaking of going in circles back to where we started...

The re-staged winner's pic. Photo: T100


Ironman changes its Kona qualification because they can do whatever they want anyway


When I was at that conference at Stanford a few weeks ago, a couple pioneers in their fields talked about what it was like pre-Title IX. They talked about how there simply was no girls basketball when they were kids so they had no option, and how the high school was forced to add a girls soccer team but didn't give the girls uniforms or let them practice on the actual fields — they practiced in the asphalt lot — because if we let the girls use the fields and the gyms and the equipment then what would the boys use. There are more boys who like sports, that's just the way it is, and so giving the girls the same access to facilities wouldn't be fair. 


To a degree, I think most people are able now to see how crazy that was. How unfair it was to those girls.


And yet, every week someone emails me to explain that women just don't want to do triathlon in the same numbers as men and men shouldn't be "penalized" for that. Every time I post something or write something or record something, so many people (fewer than there used to be, I suppose, though it comes and goes in waves) feel the need to tell me: Sure it'd be great if more women did triathlon but right now the women just aren't good enough to deserve equal spots to the championship. If we let them use the gym pier equally, it simply wouldn't be fair to the men.


This was a bad argument 50 years ago, it was a bad argument 20 years ago, it's a bad argument now.


And, yes, I'm aware of all the arguments made about why women shouldn't get equal spots at Kona. They're not actually that different from the old arguments against letting them use the soccer fields. They're all (still!) bad arguments.


The more things change the more they stay the same


Last week, Ironman announced changes to the 2026 Kona qualification process, in response to how badly it was going. And I do appreciate that Ironman (the entity) listened and that individual people there are trying. But I can't help thinking this whole new system was created to solve the original problem xx (participation-based qualification over-penalizes smaller groups), it then created new problems yy and zz (formula-based qualification inherently has pre-existing discrepancies built in and is also antithetical to endurance sports), so now we're adding problem xx back on top. 

  1. After the age-group winner spots are allocated, all the remaining "performance pool" spots will now be split into two pools for men and women based on men and women's participation numbers at that race.

  2. Any age-group winner spots that are turned down will roll into the pool for that gender.

This is retroactive and will apply to the races already run. The 8 more men and 44 more women should be getting an email this week; it will not take spots away from those who already earned them. (There's only ~1950 qualification spots and ~2500 athletes planned for next year; so there's wiggle room. I asked.)


Nothing has changed to address the concerns about most spots going to certain age-groups (50-something men). And nothing has changed to address the fact that the formula is inherently entrenched in the older qualification system and existing biases. (Think of it this way: Only one 80+ woman has ever finished Kona, so there is no standard right now in their system by which to rank 80-something women at qualifying races. Additionally, if there was it would be based against the only woman to have every done it, which means just to make it to Kona you have to be as good as the best 80-something woman in history. See the problem?) 


I explained qualification a bunch more here. 


In the press release and statement and video from CEO Scott that Ironman put out, there was a lot to unpack. It was, as they say, a "rich text." (Meaning the subtext and word choices were doing a lot of work.)


One of those things is that they kept repeating how this will honor their performance principles of getting "the best athletes" to the world championship.


And I kept thinking: You know how we know who the best athletes are in each age-group? We run a race and the people who finish on the podium in their age-group are the best. And then the way we figure out who was better at this race or that race is we take all those podium finishers from the different races and we send them to a world championship to race against each other to determine who is best in their age-group. That's sorta the whole point of the thing.


Like I said on Fitter Radio, you don't earn a bowl in Kona for how you age-graded ranked according to their formula. And you don't earn a bowl for how you think a 28-year-old woman compares to a 53-year-old man.


It's an interesting debate for a bar. Over a couple of beers: What hurts more, getting kicked in the nuts or menstrual cramps. Discuss. But it's not a debate for a serious legitimate world championship organization to engage in. And, honestly, I don't think Ironman (the entity) really understands how much damage they've already done by choosing to re-engage in the 'who is better a 28-yo woman or 53yo man' debate.


I don't think they appreciate that having so very many people emerge out of nowhere to constantly yell at you 'TRIATHLON IS SUPER WELCOMING AND INCLUSIVE, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU'RE NOT FAST ENOUGH, THE FORMULA HAS SPOKEN,' is just not as welcoming or as fun as it sounds.




From the races

  • T100 Dubai: In the end, Morgan did win afterall, and Marten is out of contention (more or less) for the series now. And Julie Derron made her comeback win to a grand total of ten spectators. (Even poor Jess Learmonth in third looked confused when she crossed the line.)

  • IM Arizona: Simone Dailey won in her retirement race (so many retirements!) and Menno Koolhaas spoiled Sam Long's fairytale Ironman-to-new-baby.

Results: IM Arizona, T100 - Dubai, World Triathlon World Cup - Florianopolis, World Triathlon World Cup - Tongyeong, Hervey Bay 100




The -ish


Some of the things worth knowing about this week in our sports — or that I just think are interesting.

  • A whole lot of athletes announced their retirements in the last week (including a bunch at Ironman Arizona): Haley Chura, Meredith Kessler, Dede Griesbauer, Jodie Stimpson, Summer Rappaport, Matt McElroy (who did a retirement episode with OnYerLeft), and Simone Dailey (who managed to do the rare thing and walk away with a final win). It appears to be retirement season. (Instagram/Youtube)

  • And a few Youtubes: Sam Laidlow did a full doc on his 2025 Nice prep & race, and World Triathlon's Dare to Dream series covered Leo Bergere. (Youtube)

  • I also just learned this guy just did his 215th Ironman at Arizona, and I'm not usually super impressed by big numbers of races but 215 Ironmans is a lot of Ironmans. (Instagram)

  • Tri-Poll has started to track already which athletes are actually lining up for the T100 Grand Final in Qatar. (Instagram)

  • Two athletes died during the swim of Mossel Bay 70.3. (Daily Maverick)

  • In case you thought it was just triathlon that's a mess, cycling didn't bother to keep track of who had the record in the Madison kilo on the track. (Cycling Weekly)

  • This is an interesting list of all the athletes, age-group and pro, who have won the 70.3 and Ironman title in the same year. (Coach Cox)

  • And an interesting check-in on how much athletes have earned in T100 or Ironman to this point in the season. Which I'm sure we'll talk about a lot more later. (Triathlon Magazine Canada)

  • I think if you pay $20,000 to be on a pro triathlon team, then it's not really professional? (Velo)

  • There's a new China 70.3 in Macao. (Ironman)

  • Trek is recalling bikes due to a brake defect. (Cycling Weekly)

  • There is still an E-Cycling World Championship, fyi. (Cycling Weekly)

  • Mathieu van der Poel ran a 33:52 10K so people are losing their minds about whether that means he's coming for triathlon. (Velo) 

  • "Show me a video that perfectly captures the state of cycling access policies in the U.S." (Threads)

  • And, is WADA going to ban Ozempic? (Velo)



One last thing


I can confirm that my skills are way worse than my problems, but now at least some of my problems are a product of my skills.


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